Blood Bath Shower Curtain
Posted by: CB on: August 24, 2009
Great for all you movie fanatics and slasher horror film freaks who love nothing more than a quiet night in with 10 litres of red corn syrup! A truly terrifying accessory for your bathroom – when the shower curtain is scrunched closed, it looks like a pleasant, safe and normal shower curtain. But upon opening, what should confront you but the scene of a horror movie massacre, a blood bath!
Blood Bath Shower Curtain
All you Hitchcock fans can act the part in the movies from the warmth and comfort of your steaming shower. Why not stitch up your guests and see if they dare pull back the curtain to check that there worst nightmare is not lurking in the shadowy recesses of your bath.
From Boys Stuff
Milk Carton Hat
Posted by: CB on: August 23, 2009
Cupcake Dogs Bed
Posted by: CB on: August 22, 2009
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If you like to pamper your pooch as much as Paris Hilton, then this Cupcake Dogs Bed should have you screaming right about now. A fantastic luxury dog bed in the shape of a giant frosted cup cake with sprinkles on top.
Cupcake Dogs Bed
The Cupcake Dogs Bed is super soft, ideal for when your favourite pet is dog-tired and in need of a cat nap before pooing on next doors front lawn. Ideal for smaller dogs and purrrfect for pampered pussy cats alike, this dog bed will show Mr. Fluffykins just how much mummy-wummy wuvs his wittle face…yes she does….
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Michael Fish Weather Changing Mug
Posted by: CB on: August 21, 2009
“Everywhere you go, always take the weather with you”. So sung 90s dad rock sensations Crowded House, but have you ever really sat up and wondered if it was actually possible? Well now it is – and what’s more, it’s coming on your tea break and it’s bringing Michael Fish along for the ride! That’s right, just introduce hot beverage to this natty mug and like magic the clouds will lift from the forecast to reveal sunny skies.
Michael Fish Weather Changing Mug
For those with a shorter memory, the Fish was the weatherman par excellence of the late 20th century. With a deft touch and a chummy bedside manner, he predicted precipitation and heat wave alike with a jolly avuncular charm. How better to celebrate the legend than with a special weather-changing mug?
From Firebox
Puppetry Of The Penis
Posted by: CB on: August 20, 2009
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There is nothing more entertaining than a grown man putting his arm up something furry and talking to it on daytime television, but nothing comes close to the entertainment factor of Puppetry of the Penis, the two-member show that wowed the Edinburgh festival and probably the strangest 50 minutes of entertainment you will ever experience. The creators of this strange puppetry are two lads hailing from Melbourne–David Friend and Simon Morley–who use an altogether different kind of marionette: their penises. This small-screen version of the Puppetry of the Penis (subtitled “The Ancient Art of Genital Origami”) is filmed live at Melbourne’s Forum theatre.
Puppetry Of The Penis
Basically the guys do exactly what it says on the box, strip down to their socks and shoes and then manipulate their members into all manner of objects. Highlights include the Lock Ness monster (obviously added for the festival), the hamburger and their “penis de resistance”, the windsurfer, which with the aid of a skateboard and fan signals their final exit. Funny and original as the concept is, this is the kind of show that definitely loses something on screen. Although it tries to capture some of the hilarity ensuing from the predominantly female hen-night audience by panning over the crowd, you can’t help feeling that you are missing part of the joke. But some of the “dick tricks” are eye-wateringly funny, and if nothing else it’s not every show where you get a quick tutorial into how to make your penis look like Ronald MacDonald’s fave food.
From Amazon
Pet’s Eye View Camera
Posted by: CB on: August 19, 2009
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When you’re sitting at work, we all reckon that the dog has a better life. Until now, there’s been no way to find out if this is actually true, or just the ramblings of stress. Does your canine pal spend the day napping on your armchair, or is he firing up the Xbox and slaying space marines, drinking your beers and calling in rabbit pizzas? OK, so the last bit is probably the stress talking. But don’t you want to know for sure? The Pet’s Eye View Camera is how you find out.
Pet’s Eye View Camera
It’s a lightweight digital camera that attaches to your furry friend’s collar, and takes photos at timed intervals of five, ten or fifteen minutes. You’ll be able to see just what they’ve been getting up to, from the mundane (eating, sleeping) to the bizarre (sniffing the cat’s particulars, chasing flies across the kitchen).
From Firebox
Death Sauce
Posted by: CB on: August 18, 2009
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We’ve all seen it in the curry house; a kind of curry ‘top trumps’ to see who can handle the hottest dish. I’ll see your Vindaloo and raise you my Madras!’ But even the spiciest dish will seem like an ice cube in comparison to Death Sauce. We can’t possibly describe just how hot this sauce is. It’s hotter than Death Valley, hotter than Kelly Brook in a bikini, and 750 times hotter than a jalapeo pepper. In fact only two members of our team were brave enough (or indeed daft enough) to try even a tiny drop.
Death Sauce
Quite possibly the hottest sauce in the world, Death Sauce hails from New Jersey, and contains some of the hottest ingredients to exist on earth, include lethal red harbanero pods. Even a little drop is enough to have steam coming out of your ears like some 50s cartoon character. In fact, we recommend diluting the sauce before use; that’s how strong it is.
From Boys Stuff
It Hurts When I Poop
Posted by: CB on: August 17, 2009
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“At last, someone has provided parents with a fun-filled, non-threatening approach to help children who hold in their bowel movements. Dr. Bennett’s book will be a permanent fixture in my waiting room.” – Benny Kerzner, MD Chairman, Department of Gastroenterology, Children’s National Medical Center”
It Hurts When I Poop
Ryan is scared to use the potty. He’s afraid to have a poop because he’s afraid it’s going to hurt. When Ryan’s parents take him to visit Dr. Gold, she engages his imagination with the story of Bill the Coyote’s messy house. She also shows him what happens inside the body, and explains how different foods make using the potty easy or hard. This story, along with Ryan’s “poop program,” will help young children gain the confidence they need to overcome this common problem and establish healthy habits.
From Amazon
MomSpit Cleanser
Posted by: CB on: August 16, 2009
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Remember when mum used to lick a hankie and wipe your face with it? We do. It was last week after we slopped gravy around our gobs during Sunday lunch. With this time-honoured sink-free cleaning technique in mind, we decided to search for a take-anywhere cleanser capable of removing muck without water. And waddya know, we’ve found one. MomSpit is the nattily-named liquid cleanser that cleans like soap and water without the soap and water. Brilliant! Simply squirt a little into your hand and it instantly becomes a mousse that absorbs quickly and feels fantastic. No sink required.
MomSpit Cleanser
Formulated to prevent the spread of bacteria, MomSpit will clean, moisturise and lift your spirits within seconds. And unlike regular no-rinse sanitizers, it actually removes dirt and grease. Once you’ve tried it you won’t believe how often you need it, especially if you’ve got kids.
From Firebox
Inflatable Fire Extinguisher
Posted by: CB on: August 15, 2009
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Inflatable Fire Extinguisher
From Amazon
Baby High Heels
Posted by: CB on: August 14, 2009
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Your little one will look fabulous in these soft crib shoes designed to look like high heels! Each pair of heelarious heels is packaged in a darling purse-shaped gift box, complete with a rhinestone closure. Leopard satin heel with black satin lining for infants size 0-6 months.
Baby High Heels
From Heelarious Shoes
Terrorist Teapot
Posted by: CB on: August 13, 2009
A wise man once said that when a person is gripped by the unknown, the scary or the inexplicable, the kneejerk reaction is to laugh, which may go some way to explaining why some nut came up with the Terrorist Teapot, a dichotomy if ever there was one.
Terrorist Teapot
Whilst their actions are deplorable, it’s important that we laugh at the idiots themselves for being such nut jobs. So if you like your tea aggressively strong, then grasp this little tearaway with his menacing eyes and silly balaclava tea cosy and tuck into a pile of biscuits and top cuppa – it’s not big, and it’s not clever, we say make tea not war!
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Hot Doll For Dogs
Posted by: CB on: August 12, 2009
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The 1st sex toy for dogs.
Hot Doll
Hot Doll Size 1: H: 40 cm, L 65 cm. For dogs measuring from 22 to 46 cm (0.72 ft to 1.5 ft) at the withers. Stability, strength, ergonomics, Hot Doll is specially designed for the utmost comfort of your pet. Legs “no slide system” are designed for extreme grip. The “cone” is made from the same materials used by veterinarians. The cone is made of silicone. It can resist to temperatures from -40°C (-40°F) to +200°C (+392°F) and offers excellent UV resistance. Fast, Easy and Hygienic, use cleaning products suitable for plastic and silicone such as water and soap.
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Spicy Giant Bug Paste
Posted by: CB on: August 9, 2009
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If you’re looking for that unique extra hot dipping paste then this is the one for you. It is made from Crushed Giant Waterbug a.k.a.Water Scorpion (Thai name : Malaengda, used mainly for it’s special aroma), Shrimp paste, garlic, salt, Thai chilli powder and sugar and it makes an excellent dipping paste for edible insects, sticky rice, vegetables, tortilla chips or anything else that takes your fancy. Be warned this paste is pretty hot!
Spicy Giant Bug Paste
From Thailand Unique
Wolf Urine
Posted by: CB on: August 8, 2009
Use our 100 percent urine lures to create the illusion predators are present in the area you wish. Great for photographers, gardeners, hunters and wildlife enthusiasts. Due to changes in shipping regulations, we cannot ship this item to California.
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Mind Trainer Loo Roll
Posted by: CB on: August 7, 2009
As you sit there thinking, hmm, we really should re-decorate, look at all that dust on those pipes, this magazines over two years old, and other such inanities, wouldn’t you rather be having a bit of fun?
Mind Trainer Loo Roll
Now you can while away the time with some great brain teaser tests that will always be close at hand. From some mathematical gymnastics, to classic Sudoku, the Mind Trainer Loo Roll has some great brain-bending puzzles to keep your brain ticking and stop you reading the same joke book for the fortieth time.
From I Want One Of Those
Bacon Lip Balm
Posted by: CB on: August 6, 2009
Now you can make yourself taste like bacon! A great stocking stuffer, J&D’s Bacon Flavored Lip Balm will keep your lips from chapping while constantly reminding you why bacon is the king of meats.
Bacon Lip Balm
From Bacon Salt
Shooting Star Animal Glitter
Posted by: CB on: August 5, 2009
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What can we say? Shooting Star glitter spray was conceived for horses to take the limelight but can be safely used on your dog or (compliant) cat.
Shooting Star Animal Glitter
Available in either Gold or Silver versions, this environmentally friendly spray contains small glittering particles and is based on the Nicover Shine product which contains refattening agents, which will not dry out the coat of your celebrity pet. Apply freehand or by use of a stencil. Easily brushed out when no longer required. How have you managed so long without it?
From Pet Planet
Electronic Yodelling Pickle
Posted by: CB on: August 4, 2009
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Are you sick and tired of trying to convince a jar of pickles to yodel using melodious mind bullets and sheer force of will? So were we.
Electronic Yodelling Pickle
At last, the Electronic Yodelling Pickle that you have always hoped for! Each 6-1/2″ (16.5 cm) long plastic pickle yodels its little heart out at the push of a button. Batteries included. Illustrated window box.
From Amazon
Instant Turd
Posted by: CB on: August 3, 2009
Shake the Can – Form your own Poo.
