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Baby White Bikini Top

CB — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 10:54:01 +0000

Just right for the little tike! Customize your little one in this super soft and breathable. Beautiful detailing and double-needle ribbed binding around neck and shoulders. Easy access for diaper changes with 3 reinforced snap closures. *Makes for a great gift idea*

White Baby Bikini Top

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Mini Buck The Talking Stag

CB — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 10:58:59 +0000

Now, those of you who’ve been with us for a while will recognise this little fella immediately. Back in the days of talking fish (not real ones, unless you’re referring to that time you picked the “wrong” mushroom from the allotment), Buck was one of our star performers, and we were very sad to see him go. But, like all good crooners, we knew he was due at least one comeback tour (Sinatra had to have had at least 40).

Mini Buck The Talking Stag

The Mini Buck is an all singing, all dancing miniature talking stag head, mounted on a display plaque. Push his button, or activate his sensor and he’ll bark out a witty quip (do deer bark? They don’t usually sing, so that’s probably a moot point) and regale you with his version of Lynrd Skynrd’s Sweet Home Alabama. It’s so convincing even his lips move, though it was a bit puzzling trying to figure out where the sound of his backing singers and house band magically appear from. He’s getting on a bit in years so his set list has shrunk considerably along with his stature (he just hasn’t got the range anymore, dahling) but he’ll be great for a good few laughs propped up on your desk. Of course it?s stupid and pretty pointless, but that is the point.

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Chilly Willy Kit

CB — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 05:13:59 +0000

Looking for Chillies…that look like willies? Well you’ve come to the right place! Findmeagift.com are proud to be offered an exclusive deal to stock Chili Willy! Great for adding some heat and a tongue in cheek laugh to your favourite pasta dish or Indian cuisine. Hot Raunchy Risotto, Tiny Todger Tikka, Dong’er Kebab’s…

Chilly Willy Kit

Why not add some to our Boob or Willy Pasta for a saucy sauce! Add some spice to your life with Chili Willy! The pack contains everything you need to start growing your own Chili Willy plants, with pots, soil, seeds and full instructions. Why not give some of the plants to your friends? Grow some willy shaped chillies with Chili Willy!

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Inflatable Zimmer Frame

CB — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 05:57:07 +0000

Do you know someone who’s seen better days? Are they forever banging on about how ‘it used to be all fields round here’ and how ‘you could leave your front door unlocked when they were a kid’? The Inflatable Zimmer Frame is the perfect gift for the old has-been in your life. The look on their wrinkled old face when they open it will be absolutely priceless. But please make sure to tell them to drive carefully.

Inflatable Zimmer Frame

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Stormtrooper Marches

CB — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 06:10:19 +0000

Share a moment in history with the German soldier on the front where the sound of rousing martial music gave new strength to flagging morale or in a bomb shelter with civilians where encouraging music calmed racing hearts.

Stormtrooper Marches

More then a CD its an audio history lesson of WWII, Adolf Hitler and his Nazi Third Reich. With quality you can trust, PzG nazi songs and marches are factory produced from ORIGINAL Third Reich recordings and professionally re-mastered for even listening with a musical balance between instrumental and choral marches. A Powerful musical collection for everyone interested in the heroic men and music of WWII.

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Pants Purses

CB — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 05:39:04 +0000

Pants! We love them. So much so we want to start using them for everything: washing the car, taking dinner out of the oven, even making a Mexican wrestling mask. Imagine our delight when some uber-cool designers over in the states decided that it was about time we had somewhere really safe to keep our money. Thanks to them we can all accessorise the day away with these stunning retro (and deliciously silly) Pants Purses.

Pants Purses

They’re even available in 4 super cutesy designs: Hearts, Rainbows, Cherries or Strawberries. Your cash, make-up or stamp collection will be more than comfortable in these delightfully crafted money hampers, and for once your mum will be delighted to know they’re very sensible pants indeed, and she won’t even have to keep them clean! They look like Y Fronts, they feel like Y Fronts, just thank the lord they don’t smell like Y fronts!

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Hidden Toilet Camera Door Poster

CB — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 19:44:31 +0000

GIANT Toilet.cam Hidden Camera Door PAPER Poster Measures 62 x 21 inches (158 x 53 cm). Brand New Sealed Paper Poster – Bubble Wrapped In A Protective Postal Tube. This Poster is available Laminated and Encapsulated.

Toilet Cam Poster

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Inflatable Wife

CB — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 18:15:45 +0000

The inflatable wife, your low maintenance partner for a stress free and easy life! Fed up with wasting all that valuable drinking time traipsing round shops? Then look no further, Paladone is proud to present this, the ultimate in pleasantly proportioned pocket partners. Totally silent, this little beauty nags about absolutly nothing. That’s right NOTHING, not a thing, nada, nil, nought and thats exactly how much of your wage packet she’ll spend each week on her ‘essentials’! True, our product doesn’t cook, can’t read a map and won’t satisfy you in bed, so what will you be missing?

Inflatable Wife

At least with our product you get man-time with your mates and can watch football uninterrupted. So go on and revolutionise your world, take this aid to true marital bliss home and utter these words ‘Snuggle up balloon features’. What’s in the box: One Inflatable Wife and User Manual. Specifications: Brand: Paladone Low maintenance partner for a stress free, easy life She always leaves the toilet seat up She won’t crash you car She spends no money She wastes no time She is totally faithful She is totally silent She floats! 100cm of pure dominating pleasure

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Design A Beaver Magnetic Picture

CB — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 18:43:31 +0000

Create your own Designer Beaver with the Design a Beaver Magnetic Picture! What better way to pass the time than to create new and interesting pubic hair shapes on a magnetic board. Reminiscent of the moustache Magnetic Pictures of yesteryear, the Design a Beaver takes it up a notch to adult entertainment with a twist.

Design A Beaver Magnetic Picture

Why not design your perfect ‘lady hair’ shape, take your design to the salon and show them exactly how you want it. Then whilst they are using the hot wax strips you can focus your attention away from the pain and decide what your next design will be!

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Cat Playhouses

CB — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 18:48:43 +0000

If you think about it too hard it may concern you that there are people out there making a living from designing products such as this feline fire engine, but here at IWOOT we prefer to celebrate this fact and rejoice that we live in a world where even cats are free to live the materialistic dream where owning a tank, plane or fire engine is more than pure fantasy.

Cat Playhouses

You may or may not know that cats love nothing more than playing about in cardboard boxes (ah, simple pleasures), but surely all that cardboard brown must get them down? Perk up their playtime, (and make it all the more entertaining for yourself) with one of these rather ridiculous action playhouses. They’re the cat’s pyjamas.

In these cardboard creations your pet can let its imagination run wild, whether it’s cruising across the skies in the aeroplane, commandeering a tank to wage war on all Dogkind (ammunition not included) or rescuing firemen from trees in the shiny red fire-engine.

From I Want One Of Those