Baby White Bikini Top
Posted by: CB on: September 19, 2009
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Just right for the little tike! Customize your little one in this super soft and breathable. Beautiful detailing and double-needle ribbed binding around neck and shoulders. Easy access for diaper changes with 3 reinforced snap closures. *Makes for a great gift idea*
White Baby Bikini Top
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Mini Buck The Talking Stag
Posted by: CB on: September 18, 2009
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Now, those of you who’ve been with us for a while will recognise this little fella immediately. Back in the days of talking fish (not real ones, unless you’re referring to that time you picked the “wrong” mushroom from the allotment), Buck was one of our star performers, and we were very sad to see him go. But, like all good crooners, we knew he was due at least one comeback tour (Sinatra had to have had at least 40).
Mini Buck The Talking Stag
The Mini Buck is an all singing, all dancing miniature talking stag head, mounted on a display plaque. Push his button, or activate his sensor and he’ll bark out a witty quip (do deer bark? They don’t usually sing, so that’s probably a moot point) and regale you with his version of Lynrd Skynrd’s Sweet Home Alabama. It’s so convincing even his lips move, though it was a bit puzzling trying to figure out where the sound of his backing singers and house band magically appear from. He’s getting on a bit in years so his set list has shrunk considerably along with his stature (he just hasn’t got the range anymore, dahling) but he’ll be great for a good few laughs propped up on your desk. Of course it?s stupid and pretty pointless, but that is the point.
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Chilly Willy Kit
Posted by: CB on: September 11, 2009
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Looking for Chillies…that look like willies? Well you’ve come to the right place! Findmeagift.com are proud to be offered an exclusive deal to stock Chili Willy! Great for adding some heat and a tongue in cheek laugh to your favourite pasta dish or Indian cuisine. Hot Raunchy Risotto, Tiny Todger Tikka, Dong’er Kebab’s…
Chilly Willy Kit
Why not add some to our Boob or Willy Pasta for a saucy sauce! Add some spice to your life with Chili Willy! The pack contains everything you need to start growing your own Chili Willy plants, with pots, soil, seeds and full instructions. Why not give some of the plants to your friends? Grow some willy shaped chillies with Chili Willy!
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Inflatable Zimmer Frame
Posted by: CB on: September 10, 2009
Do you know someone who’s seen better days? Are they forever banging on about how ‘it used to be all fields round here’ and how ‘you could leave your front door unlocked when they were a kid’? The Inflatable Zimmer Frame is the perfect gift for the old has-been in your life. The look on their wrinkled old face when they open it will be absolutely priceless. But please make sure to tell them to drive carefully.
Inflatable Zimmer Frame
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Stormtrooper Marches
Posted by: CB on: September 9, 2009
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Share a moment in history with the German soldier on the front where the sound of rousing martial music gave new strength to flagging morale or in a bomb shelter with civilians where encouraging music calmed racing hearts.
Stormtrooper Marches
More then a CD its an audio history lesson of WWII, Adolf Hitler and his Nazi Third Reich. With quality you can trust, PzG nazi songs and marches are factory produced from ORIGINAL Third Reich recordings and professionally re-mastered for even listening with a musical balance between instrumental and choral marches. A Powerful musical collection for everyone interested in the heroic men and music of WWII.
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Pants Purses
Posted by: CB on: September 8, 2009
Pants! We love them. So much so we want to start using them for everything: washing the car, taking dinner out of the oven, even making a Mexican wrestling mask. Imagine our delight when some uber-cool designers over in the states decided that it was about time we had somewhere really safe to keep our money. Thanks to them we can all accessorise the day away with these stunning retro (and deliciously silly) Pants Purses.
Pants Purses
They’re even available in 4 super cutesy designs: Hearts, Rainbows, Cherries or Strawberries. Your cash, make-up or stamp collection will be more than comfortable in these delightfully crafted money hampers, and for once your mum will be delighted to know they’re very sensible pants indeed, and she won’t even have to keep them clean! They look like Y Fronts, they feel like Y Fronts, just thank the lord they don’t smell like Y fronts!
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Hidden Toilet Camera Door Poster
Posted by: CB on: September 7, 2009
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GIANT Toilet.cam Hidden Camera Door PAPER Poster Measures 62 x 21 inches (158 x 53 cm). Brand New Sealed Paper Poster – Bubble Wrapped In A Protective Postal Tube. This Poster is available Laminated and Encapsulated.
Toilet Cam Poster
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Inflatable Wife
Posted by: CB on: September 6, 2009
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The inflatable wife, your low maintenance partner for a stress free and easy life! Fed up with wasting all that valuable drinking time traipsing round shops? Then look no further, Paladone is proud to present this, the ultimate in pleasantly proportioned pocket partners. Totally silent, this little beauty nags about absolutly nothing. That’s right NOTHING, not a thing, nada, nil, nought and thats exactly how much of your wage packet she’ll spend each week on her ‘essentials’! True, our product doesn’t cook, can’t read a map and won’t satisfy you in bed, so what will you be missing?
Inflatable Wife
At least with our product you get man-time with your mates and can watch football uninterrupted. So go on and revolutionise your world, take this aid to true marital bliss home and utter these words ‘Snuggle up balloon features’. What’s in the box: One Inflatable Wife and User Manual. Specifications: Brand: Paladone Low maintenance partner for a stress free, easy life She always leaves the toilet seat up She won’t crash you car She spends no money She wastes no time She is totally faithful She is totally silent She floats! 100cm of pure dominating pleasure
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Design A Beaver Magnetic Picture
Posted by: CB on: September 5, 2009
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Create your own Designer Beaver with the Design a Beaver Magnetic Picture! What better way to pass the time than to create new and interesting pubic hair shapes on a magnetic board. Reminiscent of the moustache Magnetic Pictures of yesteryear, the Design a Beaver takes it up a notch to adult entertainment with a twist.
Design A Beaver Magnetic Picture
Why not design your perfect ‘lady hair’ shape, take your design to the salon and show them exactly how you want it. Then whilst they are using the hot wax strips you can focus your attention away from the pain and decide what your next design will be!
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Cat Playhouses
Posted by: CB on: September 4, 2009
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If you think about it too hard it may concern you that there are people out there making a living from designing products such as this feline fire engine, but here at IWOOT we prefer to celebrate this fact and rejoice that we live in a world where even cats are free to live the materialistic dream where owning a tank, plane or fire engine is more than pure fantasy.
Cat Playhouses
You may or may not know that cats love nothing more than playing about in cardboard boxes (ah, simple pleasures), but surely all that cardboard brown must get them down? Perk up their playtime, (and make it all the more entertaining for yourself) with one of these rather ridiculous action playhouses. They’re the cat’s pyjamas.
In these cardboard creations your pet can let its imagination run wild, whether it’s cruising across the skies in the aeroplane, commandeering a tank to wage war on all Dogkind (ammunition not included) or rescuing firemen from trees in the shiny red fire-engine.
From I Want One Of Those
Star Trek Cologne
Posted by: CB on: September 3, 2009
Have you ever wondered how Captain Kirk pulled all those hot aliens? It wasn’t the lopsided wig. It wasn’t the ham-laden gravitas. And it certainly wasn’t the way he spoke. As. If. Each. Word. Was. Its. Own. Sentence. No people, James Tiberius Kirk was a hit because he smelt fantastic. And so can you thanks to Star Trek Colognes.
Star Trek Cologne
Set to stun, these fully licensed fragrances boldly go where no scents have gone before. But they’re not just for Trekkies, they’ve been formulated to smell gorgeous on normal, non anorak wearers too.
From Firebox
Gentleman’s Ball Scratcher
Posted by: CB on: September 2, 2009
Need to get to rid of an itch in an intimate spot discreetly – the Gentleman’s Ball Scratcher is just what you need! When you get an itch in that most awkward of spots, what’s a man to do? Your fellow men understand the need to have a good old scratch sometimes, the female of the species tend to be disgusted. Don’t suffer in silence.
Gentleman's Ball Scratcher
Silver plated and crafted in the shape of a delicate female hand, with a nine inch handle and the benefit of five fingers the Ball Scratcher is ideal for getting to those hard to reach places. Perfect for the busy make executive, it comes in a lined presentation box. The perfect tongue-in-cheek gift for the man who has everything (including an itch). Dishwasher safe and stain resistant.
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Rabbit On A Motorbike
Posted by: CB on: September 1, 2009
Made from fine porcelain and beautifully hand painted in vibrant colours. A great gift idea for biker or rabbit fans! This item comes boxed making it an ideal present. Measuring:- 11cm x 6cm (4.25 inches x 2.5 inches) approx.
Rabbit On A Motorbike
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Knitting with Dog Hair
Posted by: CB on: August 31, 2009
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Contains easy step-by-step instructions for collecting, cleaning, storing and spinning your dog’s fur. The book includes original knitting patterns for the novice and the pro – from mittens to shawls to lace collars from your cat’s hair.
Knitting with Dog Hair
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Liverpool Garden Gnome
Posted by: CB on: August 30, 2009
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100% Official Liverpool Merchandise. Gnome is 30cm high 12 inches. Comes in an official Liverpool box. Hard wearing material. Will make an ideal gift for any Liverpool fan.
Liverpool Garden Gnome
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Cat Key Covers
Posted by: CB on: August 29, 2009
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This set of 3 Cat Key Covers is the purrfect gift for any feline lover! Keep your keys organised with Keypurrs. Simply slot them over your house, shed, bike lock or office keys for a bright and fun way to recognise each one.
Cat Key Cover
Sifting through a huge collection of keys can be exasperating when you are dying for a wee or it has started raining. Find the correct key fast with these a-mew-sing Cat Key Covers. Ideal for stocking fillers or house warming gifts, why not split the pack up for party favours or give to the kids for their house keys? Keypurrs are cat-tastic gifts for any key owner! Get a cat gift with a difference thanks to Keypurrs Key Covers!
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Grow Your Own Jesus
Posted by: CB on: August 28, 2009
Place this Grow product in water and watch, over a period of 72 hours, as it expands 600% from it’s original size. He is always there for you He will never judge you, but always love you His love is unending He is a forgiver Find faith in the Lord. Then you will find faith in yourself. This item is a novelty adult item and must not be given to children under the age of 14.
Grow Your Own Jesus
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Rockabye Baby! Lullaby Renditions of Metallica
Posted by: CB on: August 27, 2009
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Rockabye Baby! transforms timeless rock songs into beautiful instrumental lullabies. Guitars and drums are traded for soothing mellotrons, vibraphones and bells, and the volume is turned down from an eleven to a two. Rockabye Baby! is the perfect way to share the music you love with the littlest rocker in your life.
Rockabye Metallica
Now baby can enjoy Metallica´s hard rocking anthems without the pesky earplugs you didn´t bother to wear growing up. We´ve turned down the volume from an eleven to a two, and made the bed ourselves. Say your prayers little one. Tonight the sandman will gently rock you to sleep with these essential masterpieces of metal.
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Plop Trumps
Posted by: CB on: August 26, 2009
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Have you ever wondered if zebra poop is harder than pig plop? Or if doggy doo smells worse than kestrel crud? Of course you have. And that’s why you need Plop Trumps. As its name (almost) suggests, this ploptastic card game is based on everyone’s favourite game of one-upmanship (yes, that’s a p on the end there). But there’s a radical twist because the cards deal with all kinds of weird and wonderful animal poo. No, really. We’re talking…well, you know.
Plop Trumps
Beautifully photographed and wittily written, each Plop Trumps deck contains 40 info-packed cards, packed with in-crud-ible trivia and, erm, compelling images. Hands up who knew tiger poo was longer than iguana mess? Or that penguin droppings smell worse than python muck? We certainly didn’t. Then again we didn’t realise the average Lemur poo looks like one of Bungle off Rainbow’s fingers. You learn something new every day.
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Manure Mouse Mat
Posted by: CB on: August 25, 2009
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Professional “Brite White” fabric mouse pads are among the most versatile and durable, providing brilliant graphic reproduction for spot color or full color imprints. This durable polyester surface is above industry standards and provides a superior product value overall. Designed to reproduce vibrant detailed images. Our mouse pads have white fabric top with the 100% genuine black rubber base (not the cheap foam your seen on other advertisements).
Manure Mouse Pad
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